meladori-magpie:

last year my brother got hypothermia on the beach and the lifeguards wrapped him in a blanket and stuff and he just looked me dead in the eye and said ‘look, i’m in shock! i’ve got a blanket’ in a reference to Sherlock and this has been a post

shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:

i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like